Week 1
Wins = 21 (double bonus = 3)(Single Attacking bonus = 9)(Single Defensive bonus = 2)
Draws = 0
Loses = 6 (Losing Bonus = 2)
Sub Squad
Wins = 9
Draws = 7
Loses = 11
Loads of winners on the opening weekend, a magnificent full 7 point week for Liam Gower on his debut (it's not always like this Liam!). Current champion Harry Baldwin, another newcomer Matthew Adams, Graham Highton and Andy Peaden sit a point off the leader. At the other end not so good for two other newcomers as Connor Jones and Sam Martin fail to register a point.
Weekly Results - 2023/24: Week 01
| Team | Manager | WDL | Score | Pts | Scorers | Scorers Still to Play | Defence Conceded | Defence Still to Play |
| In de gea bar | Adams, Matthew | W | 5-1 | 4 | Isak, Alexander=2 : Diaby, Moussa=1 : Bowen, Jarrod=1 : Ferguson, Evan =1 | Salford=1 | ||
| Brexit ball fc | Baldwin, Harry | W | 8-1 | 4 | Haaland, Erling=2 : Isak, Alexander=2 : Awoniyi, Taiwo=1 : Saka, Bukayo=1 : Mbeumo, Bryan=1 : Grigg, Will=1 | York City=1 | ||
| Recurring Nightmare | Baldwin, Simon | W | 5-1 | 4 | Haaland, Erling=2 : Eisa, Mohamed =1 : Isak, Alexander=2 | Harrogate =1 | ||
| Game of Stones | Franklin, Adrian | W | 5-1 | 4 | Johnson, Danny=1 : Eisa, Mohamed =1 : McAleny, Conor=1 : Haaland, Erling=2 | Millwall=1 | ||
| Pinguinos estan en llamas | Frost, Craig | W | 7-1 | 4 | Haaland, Erling=2 : Saka, Bukayo=1 : Isak, Alexander=2 : Ferguson, Evan =1 : Mbeumo, Bryan=1 | Brighton=1 | ||
| Never Garner Give You Up | Gerrard, Christopher | W | 5-4 | 3 | Haaland, Erling=2 : Armstrong, Adam=2 : Adams, Che=1 | Woking=3 : Wigan Athletic=1 | ||
| Spirit Of The Blues | Gerrard, Paul | W | 3-1 | 3 | Haaland, Erling=2 : Eisa, Mohamed =1 | Brighton=1 | ||
| DannyJohnson'sTrickyReds | Gower, Jordan | W | 3-2 | 3 | Armstrong, Adam=2 : Eisa, Mohamed =1 | Chesterfield=2 | ||
| Ginger's Red Army | Gower, Liam | W | 4-0 | 5 | Eisa, Mohamed =1 : Saka, Bukayo=1 : Bishop, Colby=1 : Grigg, Will=1 | |||
| Wannapintobeer | Gower, Neil | W | 6-1 | 4 | Johnson, Danny=1 : Grigg, Will=1 : Haaland, Erling=2 : Norwood, James=2 | Walsall=1 | ||
| Harmers Hangovers | Harmer, Jay | W | 3-0 | 4 | Wilson, Callum=1 : Adams, Che=1 : Reid, Jamie=1 | |||
| The Albion | Heathcote, Ade | L | 1-5 | -1 | Saka, Bukayo=1 | Aston Villa=5 | ||
| The Foreign Imports | Highton, Andrew | W | 6-4 | 3 | Haaland, Erling=2 : Bishop, Colby=1 : Adams, Che=1 : Grigg, Will=1 : Johnson, Danny=1 | Southampton=4 | ||
| Fulchester United | Highton, Graham | W | 5-0 | 5 | Haaland, Erling=2 : Grigg, Will=1 : Norwood, James=2 | |||
| Bowling for Tarts | Howard, Andrea | L | 0-5 | -1 | Woking=3 : Stockport County=2 | |||
| I hate Wrexam | Howard, Charlotte (free) | W | 3-0 | 4 | Eisa, Mohamed =1 : Wilson, Callum=1 : Smith, Michael=1 | |||
| Back to Gigg | Jeffries, Graham | W | 5-1 | 4 | Eisa, Mohamed =1 : Norwood, James=2 : Haaland, Erling=2 | Bradford=1 | ||
| WXM | Jones, Connor | L | 2-3 | 0 | Eisa, Mohamed =1 : Grigg, Will=1 | Chesterfield=2 : Wrexham=1 | ||
| Must do better Athletic | Keech, Alan | L | 1-3 | 0 | Keillor-Dunn, Davis=1 | Bromley=2 : Barnsley=1 | ||
| Athleticos | Keech, Paul | W | 5-2 | 3 | Saka, Bukayo=1 : Keillor-Dunn, Davis=1 : Eisa, Mohamed =1 : Norwood, James=2 | Stockport County=2 | ||
| Menoflowmoralefibre fc | Leech, Paul | W | 4-1 | 3 | Eisa, Mohamed =1 : Haaland, Erling=2 : Clarke, Jack=1 | Bradford=1 | ||
| Statue of Hibberty | Lyons, Chris | W | 4-0 | 5 | Ferguson, Evan =1 : Bishop, Colby=1 : Haaland, Erling=2 | |||
| Klopps and Robbers | Martin, Sam | L | 2-4 | 0 | Isak, Alexander=2 | Chesterfield=2 : Blackburn Rovers=2 | ||
| Jazzy Jeff | Miller, Jeff | W | 6-1 | 4 | Haaland, Erling=2 : Armstrong, Adam=2 : Bishop, Colby=1 : Eisa, Mohamed =1 | Barnsley=1 | ||
| Superficial Cats | Peaden, Andy | W | 5-1 | 4 | Haaland, Erling=2 : Ferguson, Evan =1 : Nketiah, Eddie=1 : Wilson, Callum=1 | Newcastle United=1 | ||
| Ascot Albion | Rigby, Colin | L | 1-2 | 0 | Wilson, Callum=1 | Stockport County=2 | ||
| UxelloGeeks | Smith, Richard | W | 2-1 | 3 | Kabamba, Nicke =1 : Grigg, Will=1 | Chelsea=1 |
Weekly Results - 2023/24: Week 01